What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite...
Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy...
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately...
What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A cereal killer...
Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're so wrapped up in themselves...
What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
Dead ends...
Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal?
He heard it had great circulation...
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