"What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic."
"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph."
"You know you're getting old, when Santa starts looking younger."
Even before Christmas has said Hello, it's saying 'Buy Buy'
"I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included."
"Christmas is the season when people run out of money before they run out of friends."
-- Unknown
"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph."
-- Shirley Temple
"You know you're getting old, when Santa starts looking younger."
-- Robert Paul
Even before Christmas has said Hello, it's saying 'Buy Buy'
-- Robert Paul
"I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included."
-- Bernard Manning
"Christmas is the season when people run out of money before they run out of friends."
-- Larry Wilde
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