Intellectual Nourishment

The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you are doing, someone else does.

Monday, December 6, 2010

Christmas Riddles

1. Who delivers presents to dogs at Christmas?
2. What is a monkey's favorite Christmas song?
3. How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
4. What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?
5. What do elves learn in school?
6. What do you get when you cross an apple and a Christmas tree?
7. Why does Santa have three gardens?
8. What do you get if you leave your fireplace lit on Christmas Eve?
9. What is mom's favorite Christmas carol?

1. Santa Paws
2. Jungle Bells
3. Fleece Navidad
4. Sandy Claws
5. The Elf-abet
6. A “Pine”-apple
7. So that he can Hoe, Hoe, Hoe!
8. Crisp Cringle
9. Silent Night

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