Intellectual Nourishment

The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you are doing, someone else does.

Monday, April 18, 2011

Spring Humor

*Q. Can February March?
A. No, but April May!
* Q. What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
A. Spring-time!

* Knock, knock!
Whos there?
Spring who?
I might spring over your house one day!

* Q. When do monkeys fall from the sky?
A. During Ape-ril showers!
Spring Fever
Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire.
Much to their relief she smiled and said, "Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper."
Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down. Then she said: "First Question: Which tire was flat?"

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