*Q. Can February March?
A. No, but April May!
* Q. What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
* Knock, knock!
I might spring over your house one day!
* Q. When do monkeys fall from the sky?
A. During Ape-ril showers!
Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire.
Much to their relief she smiled and said, "Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper."
Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down. Then she said: "First Question: Which tire was flat?"