Intellectual Nourishment

The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you are doing, someone else does.

Friday, December 9, 2011

Snow Jokes

Snow Jokes
• What is in lunch for snowmen?
Answer: Icebergers!

• How do snowmen travel around?
Answer: By icicle!

• How one snowman greets the other one?
Answer: Ice to meet you.

• What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?
Answer: Brrrr- itos.

• Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?
Answer: You have to hollow out its head.

• What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?
Answer: Cold cash!

• Where does a snowman keep his money?
Answer: In a snow bank.

• How would you scare a snowman?
Answer: Get a hairdryer!

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