Intellectual Nourishment

The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you are doing, someone else does.

Friday, February 6, 2009

Valentine Humor

· The honeymoon is over when the husband calls home to say he'll be late for dinner and the answering machine says it is in the microwave.

· Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "y" becomes silent.

· An English professor wrote the words, "woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly.

The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."

The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."

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